BELLA: I like this jacket a lot better.
EDWARD: I will burn the other and sprinkle the ashes in the four corners of the Earth, so that it never offends you again.
BELLA: You’re amazing.
EDWARD: You’re amazing.
BELLA: No, you are.
EDWARD: I said it first.
BELLA: No, actually I did, just look at the transcript.
EDWARD: You’re right, my alabaster fairy.
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